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  • bamyasi:

    but you are an entire universe and i am a bigger cooler universe where everyone skateboards

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  • icarly-official:

    that escalated quickly

    (Source: sexyseventhgrader, via shytoaster)

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  • gamsee:

    today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

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  • verylittlebird:

    kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

    (via catholicnun)

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  • kyonsama:

    kyonsama:

    kyonsama:

    From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code

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    You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops

    (Source: makotokikuchi, via iusedtobeorgasm)

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  • I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

    fictionalfeather:

    For example, you can:

    • be in a shampoo commercial

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    • start a boy band:

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    • spot some choice booty:

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    • break into song:

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    • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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    • attend a metal show:

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    • listen to some sick jams:

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    • discover zombieism:

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    • sample some tasty snacks:

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    • watch someone get burned bad:

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    • find something you really like:

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    • find something you really, really like:

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    • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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    • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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    (via surprisebitch)

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  • merlinfanatic77:

    biinarykid:

    wtfrobin:

    oflivingthings:

    Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

    Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

    looks like God ran out of printer ink

    reblogging for comment 

    (via daenerystagaryen)

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  • theboyvvithoutasoul:

    theboyvvithoutasoul:

    theboyvvithoutasoul:

    where do aliens hang out

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    this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

    (Source: halfbreedghoul, via iusedtobeorgasm)

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  • agronsbutt:

    morbutts:

    canklequeen:

    99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

    i am the 1%

    dumbass you mean 0.1%

    (via officialwhitegirls)

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  • antoniomadness:

    gundamdick:

    ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

    Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

    Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

    This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

    At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

    "Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

    "How is white a feminine color?"

    She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

    The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

    A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

    And the son is more mature than her.

    (via twerkcentral)

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  • dutchster:

    when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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    (via iusedtobeorgasm)

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  • ejaculot:

    when someone says they dont like dogs

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  • One of Beyoncé’s models for her VMA Vanguard Award performance tells a story about how Beyoncé comforted her before the show began. So sweet!

    (Source: thequeenbey, via gengarvevo)

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